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I find it funny that this is the top google search that leads to my blog:

“is neil gaiman an atheist”

Yeah…  Read American Gods and then tell me that he doesn’t have, at the very least, a serious skeptical bent.

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It is time… for a change. I say to you today, my fiends that even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. I have a dream that one day warlocks atheists will rise up and cast off the shackles of oppression.

I have a dream that one day we will no longer be judged upon how different we are from you.

I have a dream that one day, we will be looked at and labeled simply, as ‘friend’.

I have a dream that one day, when this all occurs, that we take advantage of surprise and slaughter as many of you as possible. I have a dream that one day there will be no structure left standing, no man or woman left un-decapitated and no babies left un-devoured. I have a dream that none of you are spared from the horrors of our rule.

FREE AT LAST! YOU’RE ALL DEAD, BUT WE ARE FREE AT LAST!

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I just found this via the blog SoulofStarTrek and thought it was absolutely hilarious. It is Neil Gaiman’s (Author of Stardust and American Gods) riff on David Tennant’s Doctor (Doctor Who for those not in the know) as Hamlet:

“To be, or not to be, that is the question. Weeelll…. More of A question really. Not THE question. Because, well, I mean, there are billions and billions of questions out there, and well, when I say billions, I mean, when you add in the answers, not just the questions, weeelll, you’re looking at numbers that are positively astronomical and… for that matter the other question is what you lot are doing on this planet in the first place, and er, did anyone try just pushing this little red button?”

It’s spot on for Tennant’s Doctor character and he does deserve a little teasing because he’s going from Doctor Who to playing Hamlet with Patrick Stewart.

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I know people embed XKCD all the time but this one was just too good to pass up.

This is just too damn funny. The great thing is that they can’t let it out of the containment field without letting everything else out, thus triggering the appearance of Gozer the Traveler, the Destructor and the the Gozarian. This would effectively create the end of the world.

*Watches as Evangelical Christians try to shut down the containment grid.*

Maybe we atheists can help the Catholics come up with a better blessing when crossing themselves now?
*Crosses self*
In nomine patris, et fillii, et logicus sancti.

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